I have two copies of The Exodus Towers to give away! So here's the deal:
Email me (email@example.com) a brief (120 characters or less) list of things you'd want Skyler to bring back for you from "The Clear" if you were stuck in Darwin. Can be one thing or many, whatever you choose. Bonus points for creativity, and this can be humorous or serious. I'll pick two winners at noon on Saturday the 17th -- yes TOMORROW -- and send out the books for quick arrival, hence giving you week or so of RELENTLESS GLOATING.
Rules: Anything rude or offensive I will chuckle at and treasure for all eternity, but I probably won't pick as the winner because I want to post the winning entries.
Okay, ready? Go!